I step into the elevator in my office building. I am wearing a grey wool skirt that stops just below my knees, a black turtleneck and my new flat healed boots that come up my leg just past my knee. The elevator doors open on my way up to my floor. In walks a gentleman in his mid 60's with white hair, casually dressed in cowboy boots and jeans. Looks like a good ole country boy.
"Well looky there," he says with his thick southern accent, "Your boots go all the way up to your Hoo Ha."
I stand there speechless. How do you answer something like that? My hooha? I know exactly what he is referring to but continue to stand dumbfounded searching for a response.
With that the elevator doors open and we go our separate ways.